I  don’t have really interesting to say today.   I’ve been traveling for business most of the week, which blows because I missed the snow.  I love snow.  Let me emphasize that correctly… I LOOOVE snow.  I love the smell, the taste, rolling in it, making snow men, watching the dog prance threw the deep parts… I love everything about it.  So its a little bit of an understatement to say I was disappointed to have missed the first snow of the season.

But , that being said, I am super stoked for all the up coming holiday parties.  I’ve got two this weekend. Tonight is a wine tasting party which will be really fun.  My friend has got an expert coming in to give us the low down on the different wines and what to pair them with.  And while all the info is groovy, I’m just looking forward to the massive amount of wine I’m going to consume tonight.  Nothing says happy holidays like a gallon of Pinot Noir.

Now the other tradition of the holidays is to try and out hot the rest of the patrons of the event.  There will be many different types of people at each of the parties, coworkers, friends, friends of friends, the guy in the green sweat you made out with last New Year’s… So you have to dress to impress.  This year I will fluctuate between a couple stand-by outfits, but I’m really stoked about my Black-Friday find of a beautiful blue velvet cocktail dress.  I’ve decided to pair it with black tights and a fierce belt.  As a bigger lady, we often left to hideous loud prints with antlers and Christmas trees laced across our asses.  It’s not pretty.  But, I must say I look phenomenal in this outfit.  My ass is high, my boobs are banging, and my curves are in all the right places.

Winter is the perfect season for big girls.  The fashion of the season emphasizes covering the body instead of showing off the parts of it.   We get to wear cute sweaters, fun accessories like scarves and hats, and dark colors are in which is oh so helpful on those rolls and thunder thighs.  I’m also super stoked that tights are in this season.  For us chunk-munks, tights serve dual roles, cute fashion accessory, and leg shaper.  Hence, our plentiful calves, full thighs, and rotund asses look proportioned, curvy, and pretty.  It is awesome.   In the spirit of the season, I’ll be rockin’ my dark dress and black tights as I eat my way through a rack of gingerbread cookies.

So, Eat your hearts out skinny bitches, the holidays belong to my people, the eaters, the one’s with cottage cheese thighs and sagging boobs.  This is our season.  The food line starts to the left.