The uber cool Kim, over at Kim’s Notebook made a Christmas list. I’m lame and totally lacking in the creativity department so I am totally stealing her idea and making it my own.

Thanks Kim!

EB’s Xmas Wish: i.e. Things Unlikely to Happen in my lifetime.

  • A night out with Tim Gunn. He’d take me to some cute little cafe that’s both trendy and down to earth and ply me with wine as he told me the secret to unlocking my inner beauty. *Sigh * I need a Papa-Gay like Tim.
  • A Lane Bryant shopping spree. When you’re a fatty, excuse me, when you’re a woman of size, it’s important to look good in the clothes you buy. Nothing makes me cringe like seeing a fellow chunk-monk sister walking down the street in tapered jeans and a mock-turtle neck (shudders). So if you want to look good, and you want the clothes to come in a size larger than Emaciated, you gotta go to Lane Bryant.
  • Two week trip to Prague. I’ve never been there and I just kind of want to see it. And I’d like to make out with someone who doesn’t speak English.
  • This totaly adorable necklace for Tiffany’s. Because what woman doesn’t like jewelry from Tiffany & Co?
  • The hot little Nikon SLR D40, cause even though I know nothing about photography, I’d like to pretend with expensive equipment.
  • An adorable retro espresso machine. I drink A LOT of coffee.
  • And like Kim, World Peace